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Welcome to Nogginís Noises and congratulations for getting this far. Below you will see some of the many Mirc sounds that I have been forwarded by kind peeps, and I have decided to put them here to let you all download them if you wish. Please be warned that some of them are of slightly delicate nature, therefore any parents out there please donít download them Ė I donít want YOU to be shocked! Kids go ahead Ė theyíre fun!

If you are a Mirc or Pirch user, click on the link and choose the "save to disk" option, then browse for your c:\mirc\sounds or C:\Pirch\sounds directory. If you like what you hear come back for more!

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I have rated the noises in accordance with the table below. These merely reflect the affect the wavs had on me!!!

Last updated 00:25 25/05/07 NMT(Noggin Mean Time)

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Come and grab all my favourite five sounds, and if you like them, try some of the many others!

Bt.wav(513kb)

This is truly the best ever wav you will ever hear....set against the backdrop of the constant telesales calls from British Telecom, this guy really should have been left to have his tea in peace!

Armaggeddon.wav(1237kb)

A newsreader (obviously American), struggles to narrate his top story of.... well the name suggests the end of the world, but to Hamster, it certainly WAS!!

Badday.wav (1297kb)

A Dudley Moore soundlike phones an american car showroom and complains (voherantly) about the state of his new car.

lovesmenot.wav (1297kb)

An american radio station's attempt to bring together two very devoted lovers!

Recall.mp3 (725kb)

Ladies, if you have ever thought of buying a vibrator, then think again.. the minute you buy it, the whole world knows!

Nogís Rating

Meaning

AWE

Cute

HEHE

Funny

LOL

Laffs out Loud

LMAO

Laffin my ass off

ROFL

Rolling on the floor Laughing

PMSL

Pissin MySelf Laffin

 FILENAME

Size

Description

Nogís Rating

Updated

100GRAND

945

A radio station prank prize call (noise of the week 7/02/01)

PMSL

 08/02/01

10SECS

34

Is it possible for you to shut the **** up for 10 seconds?

LMAO

 05/02/01

1hand

61

What I really want to know about cybersex is....

LMAO

 08/02/01

207_suckmyass

16

Figure it out!

LOL

 02/02/01

2beers

27

Two beers bar tendant..

HEHE

 08/02/01

2cents

71

..........I might as well throw my 2 cents worth in

HEHE

 08/02/01

2hell

89

Welcome to hell

HEHE

 08/02/01

3nchtool

288

Lovely song about a 3 inch tool

ROFL

 08/02/01

6farts

27

a six fart chorus

HEHE

 02/02/01

7words

29

Norty words

HEHE

 04/02/01

Akiss

81

Kiss my.........

LOL

 03/02/01

Anal

70

She was so analy retentive she couldínt sit down...

LOL

 08/02/01

Animal3

23

HOOOOLY shit!

LOL

 05/02/01

Answer

31

Donít change the subject just answer the ****in question

ROFL

 02/02/01

Asshole

33

Pardon my french Ė but youíre an Asshole

ROFL

 02/02/01

Atti

156

Attention chatters....

ROFL

 04/02/01

Baaa

43

Come on baby give me some loving

LOL

 08/02/01

Beatshit

22

You ask me one more question and Iím beatin the shit...

LOL

 05/02/01

Beer

119

Sound of a nice cool tinnie of beer pouring

LOL

 05/02/01

Bfbeat

335

Two frogs walk into a bar ....... (Budweiser ad)

PMSL

 04/02/01

Bitchass

93

Iíd never let a woman kick my ass

ROFL

 04/02/01

Blbritish

615

Time for the budweiser lot to take the piss outa th Brits

PMSL

 04/02/01

Blfparty

632

The frogs having a party (Budweiser ad)

PMSL

 04/02/01

Blower

8

A long raspin one!

LOL

 02/02/01

Blownose

15

A snot blow!!

LOL

 03/02/01

Breasts

18

......... I look at breasts

ROFL

 07/02/01

BS

18

Do you make this bullshit up as you go along?

LOL

 06/02/01

Bt

512

Oh this is a MUST!!!!! Brits at their VERY BEST!

PMSL

 31/01/01

Byeass

27

ok I love you bye bye....

AWE

 02/02/01

Calmdown

44

You know your'e really too tense, you need to....

ROFL

 02/02/01

CHATRATS

30

Ever seen any rats in this room?

LOL

 01/02/01

Chiorboy

28

Oh shut up stop acting like a fat choirboy

LOL

 03/02/01

Chipmunk

44

I happen to be a chipmunk not a gerbil you asshole

LOL

 03/02/01

Clueless

57

I havent gorra ****in clue!

LOL

 07/02/01

Come2bed

146

What are you still doing in that computer??.....

ROFL

 07/02/01

Couch

131

Oy yeahhhhs yeahhhhhhhhhs oh yeahhhhhs.........

LMAO

 06/02/01

Coughfart

22

A shite attempt at a cover up!

LOL

 02/02/01

Darlin

127

Darling come here...............

PMSL

 08/02/01

Den

90

Welcome to trivia-tavern, rat and starryís den of inickwitty

LOL

 02/02/01

Dirtypics

66

Are you supposed to have all these dirty pictures.......

LOL

 08/02/01

Dmtried

11

Well I read about that in speciality magazines but.....

LOL

 02/02/01

Dork

24

What a dork!

LOL

 05/02/01

Dumbjack

45

Short changed by the lord and dumb as a jack ass

LOL

 06/02/01

Eek

12

Nasty ratty sound

LOL

 04/02/01

Elmo

137

Elmoís song

LMAO

 04/02/01

England

13

Theyíre english words duckman

LOL

 05/02/01

Evilelf

41

Hey.....bite me!

LOL

 01/02/01

Exqueeze

8

Exqueeze me??

LMAO

 01/0201

Fart

23

I fart in youíre general direction

LOL

 01/02/01

Fart1

10

A squeaky one!

LOL

 01/02/01

Fart2

6

A short sharp one!

LOL

 01/02/01

Fixdrink

24

Gonna fix me another drink

LOL

 07/02/01

Flourboy

70

Why dont you go roll your lame ass in the flour

ROFL

 08/02/01

Flourgrl

41

Why donít you dip yourself in flour..........

LMAO

 08/02/01

Flush

64

Toilet flush

LMAO

 01/02/01

FOREHEAD

33

Excuse me, do I have "**** me" written on my forehead?

ROFL

 01/02/01

Fuknzoo

186

Whatís this wavesrus......

LOL

 08/02/01

Ggp

16

I gotta go pee!

HEHE

 05/02/01

Gonads

46

Gonads are useful for their purpose......

LMAO

 08/02/01

Haveyou

14

Have you lost youríe mind??

LOL

 05/02/01

Hehehehe

65

Wicked laff!

HEHE

 05/02/01

Helpdesk

448

America's answer to the BT.wav!!!

PMSL

 01/02/01

Homoroom

36

Lord have mercy itís a room full of homosexuals!

ROFL

 04/02/01

HOST2YOU

17

Get the **** out of here youíre suspended

LOL

 05/02/01

Hotmonkeypogo

11

Masticate by hot monkey pogo!

LOL

 07/02/01

HowdyFck

9

Howdy ****er!

LOL

 03/02/01

Ididnt

24

I DIDínt do it!

HEHE

 03/02/01

Idiot

38

Personally I think youíre a ****ing idiot

LOL

 06/02/01

Inoutass

91

hrmmmm

LOL

 05/02/01

Intelligenlife

32

There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere

LOL

 05/02/01

Ircslut

40

Ircís Favourite channel slut had arrived

ROFL

 06/02/01

Knockers

19

A woman and sheís so beautiful.....

LOL

 07/02/01

Laff

84

Another sad wicked laff

HEHE

 07/02/01

Letsdoit

3

Letís do it!

LOL

 08/02/01

Lol

50

Evil laugh

HEHE

 08/02/01

Lollipop

21

..........there was a lollipop in it for me

LMAO

 08/02/01

Lol-no

14

What the **** are you laffin at??

LMAO

 08/02/01

LOSER

26

You are one pathetic loser

LOL

 04/02/01

LOSTMIND

23

Have you lost youíre ****ing mind???

LOL

 04/02/01

Mockingme

15

Youíre mocking me arenít you

LOL

 04/02/01

NANANANA

21

NANANANANANA

HEHE

 03/02/01

NICEGOIN

19

Nice goin asshole!

LMAO

 03/02/01

NITENITE

57

A real cute nite nite

AWE

 05/02/01

Nogsexy

85

Iím too sexy for my shirt!

HEHE

 08/02/01

NogWin

361

I feel good na na na na na na na

HEHE

 07/02/01

Ohyeah

74

You **** with me and Iíll **** you back good

LMAO

 07/02/01

Oxy

63

I wouldínt suck your lousy dick if I was sufficating...........

ROFL

 31/01/01

PARDON

33

Pardon my french, but you're an asshole

ROFL

 05/02/01

Postal

69

Run for your lives itís a postal worker

LMAO

 06/02/01

Recall.mp3

725

A radio prank about a womenís surgical intrument !

PMSL

 31/01/01

Ripper

32

A squashy kinda fart

LOL

 03/02/01

Roflmao

39

Iím rollin on the floor laffin my ass off ..hehe

HEHE

 04/02/01

Sailor

41

Well hello sailor, fancy a ride on my sausage?

LOL

 02/02/01

SCUSEME

59

A silly fart - excuse me!

LOL

 03/02/01

Sexfart

231

Leave this one to your imagination!

ROFL

 03/02/01

Shagadelic

15

VERY shagadelic

LOL

 08/02/01

Shagged

47

I shagged her......I shagged her rotten

LOL

 08/02/01

Shaglic

45

I think you are shagadelic baby.....

LOL

 08/02/01

SHIT

26

Can you believe this **********

LOL

 06/02/01

Shutfup

28

Shut the **** up alright??

LOL

 07/02/01

Sitshut

20

Go sit the **** down and shut the **** up

LOL

 08/02/01

Smrtass

29

Hey...donít be a little smart ass...

LOL

 05/02/01

SNIKES

26

Holy Snikes

HEHE

 04/02/01

SOFUNNY

10

Whatís so funny???

HEHE

 04/02/01

Spankme

24

Please spank me

LOL

 04/02/01

SWALO-IT

17

Well swallow it and shut the **** up !

ROFL

 05/02/01

Tbidiot

13

Jeeeze Iím an idiot

LOL

 06/02/01

THEHELL

25

What the hell is that shit

LOL

 06/02/01

Think

12

Iím trying to think but nothing happens

HEHE

 05/02/01

Thongunderware

72

What makes a girl feel special ?

ROFL

 08/02/01

Tightfart

44

A tight one

LOL

 04/02/01

WAHOO

14

Wahoo !

LOL

 04/02/01

Wetfart

11

A...wet one! (with a follow through)

LOL

 04/02/01

Whatthe

16

What the **** is that???

LOL

 05/02/01

Whenugot

43

When u gotta go u gotta go

LOL

 08/02/01

Whothe

15

Whothe **** said that????

LOL

 31/01/01

 

Thanks to all of you who have supplied me with these Ė too many peeps to mention, but keep them coming!

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